OOOOOO Shiet...

I'm a good girl!

(Wow...Look at the dilated pupils and psychodelic flowers...Power PUFF Girls!!!)

I didn't even start drinking until AFTER high school. Actually, I didn't even start drinking until well into freshman...fall. Hahaha

Underaged drinking? It's to be expected of college kids. If not expected then at the very least, not surprising.

Took a puff or two of the gange maybe sophomore year. Probably two. Puffpuffpass. Don't remember when exactly. Just remember I got hungry and the folks with me got into a heated argument that I didn't care about.

Fast forward to senior year spring. MMMMMMM Brownies!!! Tastes like what ginger brownies would taste like. Yum! Had a bunch that I rationed over two days. Not much effect. Seems like a waste of money. Then again, Southern Substance decided to eat ALL of the brownies and look what happened to her. SMH

Skip ahead to later that summer. I get invited to a house party thrown by a co-worker who had JUST graduated high school. WAIT WHAT?! SMH again because these babies are partying harder than my college co-ed self. But I get high off my ass and proceeded to fall the F asleep on the couch. I woke up to the guys watching some soft-core porn and I made my BFF switch sides on the loveseat we were on because I was convinced I would throw up if I didn't roll over immediately. In my defense, I didn't eat all day and drank a LOT of the Henny before the hot boxing. I was done. I walked back to my BFF's house. Good thing she's a pro, otherwise I'm not sure where we would have ended up. Hahahaha! In the middle of all that, I texted a friend telling him how awesome everything was. LOL!!! He was trying to figure out where I was. Kinda funny the next day when I read the texts.

That's it. Would I try other things? If they didn't F up lives then I TOTALLY WOULD.

O yes. Overdo some diet pills/drinks and it's pretty close to a coke high...so I hear. O=)

Legalize the happy grass. Are the downsides really all that different from the detriments of alcohol? None that I know of. If anything, it'll stimulate the economy with the increased snackage. Hahaha =)